Unhinged

Unhinged Meddling Kids Creature — Human Child As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast. These kids know their four-letter words. Power: 2 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Christopher Moeller All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mise Instant Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards. mise 'mīz v [alter. of might as well] (1997) 1: to win when you don't deserve to 2: to top-deck the "tings" you need 3: to be rewarded by an opponent's bad luck 4: to coin a phrase that spreads through the tournament scene like wildfire 5: to fling a monkey 6: to split firewood using a sharp instrument 7: To burn Illustrated by Matt Cavotta All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Moniker Mage Creature — Human Wizard , Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn. , Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Keith Garletts All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Monkey Monkey Monkey Creature — Monkey As this creature enters, choose a letter. This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter. Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem. Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Liz Danforth All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mons's Goblin Waiters Creature — Goblin Waiter Sacrifice a creature or land: Add . Poached Rukh Eggs Rock Cooked Rock Unicorn-on-the-Cob Wormfang Turtle Soup Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Pete Venters All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mother of Goons Creature — Human Cleric Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature. "Word to me." Power: 3 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Darrell Riche All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mountain Basic Land — Mountain (: Add .) Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mouth to Mouth Sorcery Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature. Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the *Unglued* expansion. Illustrated by Alan Pollack All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mox Lotus Artifact : Add {∞}. : Add one mana of any color. Illustrated by Kevin Dobler All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged My First Tome Artifact , : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card. This card is named My First Tome. Illustrated by Heather Hudson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Name Dropping Enchantment Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand. Gemini (May 21—June 21) This week is a good time to branch out and meet others. But don't forget your roots. Avoid commitments and open flames. Illustrated by Tony Szczudlo All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Necro-Impotence Enchantment Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step. Illustrated by Mark Tedin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Now I Know My ABC's Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game. The quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf. Illustrated by Tony Szczudlo All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Number Crunch Instant Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Can you digit? Illustrated by Stephen Daniele All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Old Fogey Summon — Dinosaur Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2 "These kids today with their collector numbers and their newfangled tap symbol. Twenty Black Lotuses and twenty Plague Rats. Now that's *real* Magic." Power: 7 Toughness: 7 Illustrated by Douglas Shuler All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Orcish Paratroopers Creature — Orc Paratrooper When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up. IOU one parashoot —Urk, mogg fanatic Power: 4 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Matt Thompson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental Creature — Elemental Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.) Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Persecute Artist Sorcery Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist. The torches and pitchforks were no match for Rebecca's fans. Illustrated by Rebecca “Don't Mess with Me” Guay All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Phyrexian Librarian Creature — Phyrexian Horror Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice this creature. Power: 3 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Kev Walker All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Plains Basic Land — Plains (: Add .) Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Pointy Finger of Doom Artifact , : Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to. "I would have made a 'Spin-The-Bottle' joke if I thought anyone reading this had ever played the game." —Bucky, flavor text writer Illustrated by Martina Pilcerova All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Punctuate Instant Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .) "Ooh—right in the colon." Illustrated by Jim Pavelec All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Pygmy Giant Creature — Giant , , Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box. "487. You're welcome." —Bucky, flavor text writer Power: 0 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Eric Deschamps All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Question Elemental? Creature — Elemental? Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature? "What the . . . ?" Power: 3 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Edward P. Beard, Jr. All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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