Unhinged

Unhinged Aesthetic Consultation Instant Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way. Illustrated by David “Help Me” Martin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Aesthetic Consultation Instant Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way. Illustrated by David “Help Me” Martin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Ambiguity Enchantment Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered. Illustrated by Stephen Daniele All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Artful Looter Creature — Human Wizard : Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature. PRICELESS PIC PILFERED Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment Power: 1 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Heather “Erica Gassalasca-Jape” Hudson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Ass Whuppin' Sorcery Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat. Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust. Illustrated by Don Hazeltine All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Assquatch Creature — Donkey Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass? Power: 3.5 Toughness: 3.5 Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Atinlay Igpay Eaturecray — Igpay Oubleday ikestray Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray. Isthay iecepay ofay avorflay exttay oesn'tday eallyray aysay anythingay. Power: 3 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Evkay Alkerway All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Avatar of Me Creature — Avatar This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes. Power: * Toughness: * Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged AWOL Instant Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone. Illustrated by Stephen Tappin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged AWOL Instant Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone. Illustrated by Stephen Tappin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged B-I-N-G-O Creature — Dog Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them. There was a farmer, had a hound . . . Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Ron Spencer All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Bad Ass Creature — Donkey Zombie , Growl: Regenerate this creature. He wanders the land in search of Good Ass. Power: 3.5 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Bad Ass Creature — Donkey Zombie , Growl: Regenerate this creature. He wanders the land in search of Good Ass. Power: 3.5 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Blast from the Past Instant Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. Illustrated by Douglas Shuler All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Blast from the Past Instant Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. Illustrated by Douglas Shuler All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Bloodletter Creature — Zombie When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. "That's not really an A. It's an Æ. They changed it! Wait, don't—" —Hœbrus Væm, Aerathi librarian, last words Power: 2 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Daren Bader All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Booster Tutor Instant Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.) Real men use *Arabian Nights* boosters. Illustrated by Christopher Rush All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Bosom Buddy Creature — Elephant Townsfolk Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name. "Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself . . . ." Power: 1 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Dan Murayama Scott All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Brushstroke Paintermage Creature — Human Wizard : Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn. He gives credit where credit isn't due. Power: 2 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Ron “Don't You Dare Change Me” Spears All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Bursting Beebles Creature — Beeble This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist. Like thousands of others, the beebles quit Magic for several years following the release of the *Mercadian Masques* set. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by David “Beeblemania” Martin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Cardpecker Creature — Bird Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Power: 1.5 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Richard Sardinha All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Cardpecker Creature — Bird Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Power: 1.5 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Richard Sardinha All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Carnivorous Death-Parrot Creature — Bird Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text. Save a kill spell to deal with this guy. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Cheap Ass Creature — Donkey Townsfolk Spells you cast cost less to cast. And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain. Power: 1 Toughness: 3.5 Illustrated by Randy Gallegos All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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