Unhinged

Unhinged Remodel Instant If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact. 6 PM (23) This Old Grove 98055 A rusted masticore makes a beautiful addition to any garden. Illustrated by Lars Grant-“Wild Wild”-West All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Legendary Creature — Human Designer You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.) And yea he doth spake: "Let there be Magic." Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Dave Dorman All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Legendary Creature — Human Designer You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.) And yea he doth spake: "Let there be Magic." Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Dave Dorman All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug Creature — Slug Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.)) Did you go through all the trouble to unscramble this? Power: 3 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Franz Vohwinkel All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Rod of Spanking Artifact , : This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . . Illustrated by Mark Brill All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged S.N.O.T. Creature — Ooze You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.) Power: *² Toughness: *² Illustrated by Cyril Van Der Haegen All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Sauté Instant Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target. "Selecting the proper beeble is the key to a good sauté. The pinker the fur and the heartier the yelp, the more succulent the beeble will be when you pop it in your mouth." —Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, *The Underworld Cookbook* Illustrated by Jeff Miracola All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Save Life Instant Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand. Who consistently managed to win. Illustrated by Ray Lago All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Shoe Tree Creature — Treefolk This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it. It grows several feet a year. Power: 3 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Francis Tsai All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Shoe Tree Creature — Treefolk This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it. It grows several feet a year. Power: 3 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Francis Tsai All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Side to Side Instant You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token. His friends at the gym never knew Garanth's secret shame. For years he had tried to walk away from professional arm wrestling, but hey—free monkeys. Illustrated by Jim Nelson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Six-y Beast Creature — Beast As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters. Is it six? Power: 0 Toughness: 0 Illustrated by Anson Maddocks All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Smart Ass Creature — Donkey Wizard Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn. "I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?" Power: 2.5 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Trevor Hairsine All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Spell Counter Instant Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand. Playing *Unhinged*, . . . Illustrated by Doug Chaffee All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Standing Army Creature — Human Soldier As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance. They're the chair-men of the bored. Power: 2 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Randy Gallegos All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Standing Army Creature — Human Soldier As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance. They're the chair-men of the bored. Power: 2 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Randy Gallegos All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Staying Power Enchantment "Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end. Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating. Illustrated by Richard Sardinha All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Stone-Cold Basilisk Creature — Basilisk Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.) Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities. Power: 2.5 Toughness: 5 Illustrated by Don Hazeltine All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Stop That Instant Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Now for a squirt of lemon juice. Illustrated by Anson Maddocks All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Super Secret Tech Artifact Premium spells cost less to cast. Premium creatures get +1/+1. "Ooh . . . shiny!" Illustrated by Dan Frazier All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Supersize Instant Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn. You want "mise" with that? Illustrated by DiTerlizzi All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Swamp Basic Land — Swamp (: Add .) Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Symbol Status Sorcery Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control. "Everyone break into teams. Weaponry, you're with me. Nature group, meet by the palm tree. Stoneworks and metalworks, follow the anvil. Everyone else, gather around the giant V." —Sword of Kaldra Illustrated by Liz Danforth All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Tainted Monkey Creature — Monkey : Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life. "C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys!" Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Mark Zug All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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