Unhinged

Unhinged Cheatyface Creature — Efreet If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Doug Chaffee All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Circle of Protection: Art Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. : The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. : Return this enchantment to its owner's hand. Illustrated by Jim “Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown” Pavelec All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged City of Ass Land This land enters tapped. : Add one and one-half mana of any one color. "But . . ." Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Collector Protector Creature — Human Gamer , Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or this creature this turn. "Here—have a Mudhole." Power: 2 Toughness: 5 Illustrated by Christopher Rush All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Creature Guy Creature — Beast Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand. There once was a player named Quinn, . . . Power: 3 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Jeff Easley All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature. Illustrated by Matt Thompson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Deal Damage Instant Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand. Until he got singed . . . Illustrated by Scott M. Fischer All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Double Header Creature — Drake Flying When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand. Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. Power: 2 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Richard Sardinha All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Drawn Together Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2. "My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable! Bwahahahaaa!" —Pete Venters Illustrated by Pete “Fear Me” Venters All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Duh Instant Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses? Not a chance. Illustrated by Dave Dorman All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Dumb Ass Creature — Donkey Barbarian At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn. Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be. Power: 3.5 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Bradley Williams All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Elvish House Party Creature — Elf Rogue Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system. The party was going strong for nearly an hour past midnight—then all of a sudden it just petered out. Power: * Toughness: * Illustrated by Thomas Manning All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Emcee Creature — Human Rogue Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning. Power: 0 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Quinton Hoover All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Emcee Creature — Human Rogue Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning. Power: 0 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Quinton Hoover All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Enter the Dungeon Sorcery Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles. Illustrated by Luca Zontini All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) Instant If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment. Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, a̶b̶r̶a̶d̶e̶, chafe, fray, f̶r̶a̶z̶z̶l̶e̶, scuff, and scrub. Illustrated by Pete “Yes the Urza's Legacy One” Venters All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Eye to Eye Instant You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature. True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost. Illustrated by Michael Sutfin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Face to Face Sorcery You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player. Befuddled by this new game, Argg longed for the days of Rock, Rock, Rock. Illustrated by Randy Gallegos All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Farewell to Arms Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.) Illustrated by Ron Lemen All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Farewell to Arms Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.) Illustrated by Ron Lemen All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Fascist Art Director Creature — Human Horror : This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr. All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Fat Ass Creature — Donkey Shaman This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards. Power: 2 Toughness: 3.5 Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged First Come, First Served Enchantment Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike. Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1. Illustrated by Thomas Gianni All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Flaccify Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays . "Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later." Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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