Unhinged

Unhinged Gluetius Maximus Creature — Beast As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature. Power: 5 Toughness: 5 Illustrated by Jeff Easley All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Goblin Mime Creature — Goblin Mime When you speak, sacrifice this creature. Pretending to be inside an invisible box was easy enough for Brug. It was finding the invisible door that caused him problems. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Franz Vohwinkel All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Goblin S.W.A.T. Team Creature — Goblin Warrior Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn. They put the "special" in special weapons and tactics. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Eric Deschamps All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Goblin Secret Agent Creature — Goblin Rogue First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random. SECRET AGENT PD042198 LICENSE TO BE KILLED Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Tony Szczudlo All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Granny's Payback Sorcery You gain life equal to your age. R&D Comments BB 10/10: Why does a life-gaining card show an old lady killing people? MR (10/10/03): We'll fix it in the flavor text. Illustrated by Joel Thomas All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Graphic Violence Instant All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. WARNING: THE DOMINARIAN SURGEON GENERAL HAS FOUND THAT SAVAGE BEATINGS CAN LEAD TO CHUMP BLOCKS, LIFE REDUCTION, AND EVEN GAME LOSS. Illustrated by Wayne “King of” England All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Greater Morphling Creature — Shapeshifter : This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn. : This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn. : This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn. : This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn. : This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn. : This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn. : Untap this creature. Power: 5 Toughness: 5 Illustrated by Greg “Six-Pack” Staples All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Head to Head Instant You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.) Illustrated by Thomas Gianni All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil Creature — Demon Child Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay , reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice. Power: 8 Toughness: 8 Illustrated by Ron Spencer All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Island Basic Land — Island (: Add .) Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Johnny, Combo Player Legendary Creature — Human Gamer : Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. "Just wait till I get my Krark-Clan Ironworks, Genesis Chamber, and Grinding Station. Oh yeah, and a second Myr Retriever." Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Kensuke Okabayashi All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Keeper of the Sacred Word Creature — Human Druid As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. This is not a subliminal message. Power: 2 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Dany Orizio All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Kill! Destroy! Instant Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand. Getting "Gotcha'ed" again and again. Illustrated by Corey D. Macourek All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Ladies' Knight Creature — Human Knight Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.) "I said 'Put him in a *core set*, not a corset!'" —Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Ron Spears All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Land Aid '04 Sorcery Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land. Illustrated by Jim Nelson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Laughing Hyena Creature — Hyena Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. "Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, 'It's getting hot in here, huh?' The other muffin says, 'Aagh! A talking muffin!'" Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Mark Poole All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Letter Bomb Artifact When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them. "Dear Magic R&D, . . ." Illustrated by Daniel Gelon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Little Girl Creature — Human Child In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is pee the bed. Power: .5 Toughness: .5 Illustrated by Rebecca Guay All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Look at Me, I'm R&D Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number. All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number. All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Loose Lips Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards. Your sentence can't be longer than this one. Illustrated by John Matson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Magical Hacker Creature — Human Gamer : Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn. 1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#][5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|< Power: 1 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Doug Chaffee All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Man of Measure Creature — Human Knight As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0. You need to be this tall to play this card. Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Edward P. Beard, Jr. All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mana Flair Instant Add for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice. What began as black Has slowly shifted to red. Fickle color pie. Illustrated by Paolo “That's Actually Me” Parente All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Mana Screw Artifact : Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add . Activate only as an instant. There was no darker or more evil creation in all the multiverse than that of the mana screw. Illustrated by Mike Raabe All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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