Unhinged

Unhinged The Fallen Apart Creature — Zombie This creature enters with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to this creature, remove an arm or a leg from it. This creature can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms. Power: 4 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Corey D. Macourek All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Time Machine Artifact : Exile this artifact and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature. Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Time Machine Artifact : Exile this artifact and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature. Illustrated by John Avon All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Togglodyte Artifact Creature — Golem This creature enters turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch. As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal. Power: 4 Toughness: 4 Illustrated by Dan Frazier All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Topsy Turvy Enchantment The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.) As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed. "Here on going is heck the what?" Illustrated by Jeff Miracola All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Touch and Go Sorcery Destroy target land. Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Judge's ruling: The interior of the face still counts as the face, so a nose-pick is legitimate grounds for saying "Gotcha!" Illustrated by Ben Thompson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Touch and Go Sorcery Destroy target land. Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Judge's ruling: The interior of the face still counts as the face, so a nose-pick is legitimate grounds for saying "Gotcha" Illustrated by Ben Thompson All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Toy Boat Artifact Creature — Ship Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.) Power: 3 Toughness: 3 Illustrated by Lars Grant-West All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Uktabi Kong Creature — Ape Trample When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude." Power: 8 Toughness: 8 Illustrated by Una Fricker All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Urza's Hot Tub Artifact , Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. www.wizards.com/hottub Illustrated by Stephen Tappin All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Vile Bile Creature — Ooze Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life. Power: 2.5 Toughness: 2.5 Illustrated by Tony Szczudlo All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Water Gun Balloon Game Artifact As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one. Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0." Illustrated by Mark Brill All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Wet Willie of the Damned Sorcery Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life. Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus." Illustrated by Greg Staples All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Instant Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name. "Get it? Bunnies, letters, -X/-X? Me neither." —Bucky, flavor text writer Illustrated by Ray Lago All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Instant Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name. "Get it? Bunnies, letters, -X/-X? Me neither." —Bucky, flavor text writer Illustrated by Ray Lago All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Who // What // When // Where // Why Instant Destroy target enchantment. Illustrated by Dan Frazier All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Wordmail Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name. "Suck on it, Stangg!" —Sol'kanar the Swamp King Illustrated by Ron Spencer All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Working Stiff Creature — Mummy As this creature enters, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice this creature. Oh, does your nose itch? Power: 2 Toughness: 2 Illustrated by Darrell Riche All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged World-Bottling Kit Artifact , Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands. YOUR AD HERE Illustrated by Alan Rabinowitz All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Yet Another Aether Vortex Enchantment All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library. It puts the "vortex" in "flavortext." Illustrated by David Day All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Zombie Fanboy Creature — Zombie Gamer As this creature enters, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. The real advantage of being a zombie gamer? No one notices the stench. Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Matt “I'm Your Boy” Cavotta All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged Zzzyxas's Abyss Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents. Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge. Illustrated by Pete Venters All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged "Ach! Hans, Run!" Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Illustrated by Quinton Hoover All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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Unhinged _____ Creature — Shapeshifter : This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime. {1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).) Power: 1 Toughness: 1 Illustrated by Ron Spears All Magic: The Gathering (MTG) card images and symbols © Wizards of the Coast

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